HUMOR Digest - 18 Feb 1997 to 19 Feb 1997

Date: Tue, 18 Feb 1997 02:52:00 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Adultery

Two women, who were bitter rivals all their lives, met for lunch together one afternoon. The one lady noticed the other was walking stiffly and asked what the problem was.

She replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that if my husband were any bigger I couldn't take it."

The second replied, "I know ! I know !"

Two Yuppies in Columbia Maryland were having a "heart-to-heart". The first told her companion that she was having an "affair."

The second smiled and said, "Oh really ???  Who's catering ?"

Pete and Joe were returning home from a nite of bowling. Pete suggested that they stop off and get a beer.

"I know this great new joint," he said, "where you can have a lot of fun. For one thing, as ya go in the door they give you a ticket. During the evening they have hourly drawings. One of the prizes is sex in the back room."

"Wow !" said Joe, "Have you won yet ? I mean this sounds like some kind of wild place."

"Well, no." said Pete "I haven't won yet, but my wife won three times just last week."

The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?"

She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love ? "

She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."

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