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HUMOR Digest - 3 Apr 1997 to 4 Apr 1997
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 1997 03:31:57 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore on Women
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their wedding nite. He watched for a while as she spread three different kinds of creams and then a white foam in preparation for their love making. She finally announced that she was ready.
The man then asked if she still had that string of pearls necklace that he admired so much.
She replied that she did indeed have it but wondered what in the world he needed it for at a time like this.
He looked again at all her "preparations" and replied, "Ain't no way I'm gonna try to go into a mess like that without chains."
A PlayBoy falls in love with a showgirl and lavishes everything on her. He buys her expensive clothes, jewelry and even a new car. Then one day, he proposes.
The showgirl answers, "Me marry you ??? No way !!!
The way you throw your money around ???"
You know you can tell if a Yuppette from Columbia, Maryland is a true nymphomaniac ??? She's willing to have sex on the day she has her hair done.
Three young people met at a coffee hour following the Church service. The first young man said, "My name's Paul, but I'm not an apostle."
The second in keeping with the first fellow's lead said, "Well, my name's Peter, but I'm not a saint."
The last of the trio, a pretty young lass said, "Gee, my name's Mary, but I don't know what the hell to say."
Every nite my wife brushes her hair with 500 strokes.
It doesn't do too much for her hair, but...
ya oughta see the arm muscles on this woman !!!
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