HUMOR Digest - 5 Apr 1997 to 6 Apr 1997

Date: Sat, 5 Apr 1997 03:17:49 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore on Teenagers

I found the neatest way of confusing the hell out of my daughter when she was a teenager, and thought I'd pass it along to y'all.

If you don't care for her current beau at all, pretend ya love the guy to death, praise him a lot and invite him over often. This alone was usually enuff to have her drop him like a hot potato.

These days boys and girls have it easy as to deciding what they can get each other for gifts -- earrings.

Any of you out there remember when "Is it a boy or a girl" only referred to babies ?

The next time your teenager sez you don't seem to have any faith in them, just tell 'em:

"Of course !"

"Look at the national debt and social security funding we're leaving y'all to pay, as well as the mixed-up world we're leaving behind for y'all to straighten out."

I keep seeing in the paper that economists think we have a hard time visualizing a million. Hell, any parent of a teenager can tell 'em that's the number of times you have to tell your kid to get off the phone in any given week.

Imagine how tuff teenagers have it when they get married.
I mean, like what wine goes with Twinkies and Potato Chips ?

In Maryland, teenagers like to feel they're all unique individuals.
Therefore, they all dress alike to prove it.

When my kids were teens, it never bothered me how much they knew.
I always worried more about how they found out.

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