HUMOR Digest - 12 Apr 1997 to 13 Apr 1997

Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 03:36:41 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women

While vacationing in the hills of West Virginia, the big city man discovered that he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence. He went into the small town near-by and found only an old-fashioned country store. Behind the counter was a real nice looking young lass, quite obviously a local farm girl.

He asked "Do you keep stationery ?"

"Well," she giggled, "I can until the last few minutes, then I just go plain wild."

Those of you who have ever heard native Texas girls speak know that they're really slow talkers. Usually that's not a problem. Unless, of course, they're trying to convince some guy that they're "not that kinda girl".

See, by the time they're half way finished -- they are.

A Yuppette from Columbia Maryland was driving her classic Jag cross-country last summer. The trip was a hot and dusty one in this one section of the country and she spotted a small pond in a little glade not far off the road. She decided to stop for a swim.

She slipped out of her clothes and plunged into the cool water. After about 10 minutes or so, she became aware of someone watching her from behind the bushes. Her clothes were at the other end of the pond, but there was an old washtub in the sand near her. She picked it up, held it in front of her and marched over to the bushes, where she spotted not one but three farm-boy types staring.

She was furious, and snapped as forceful as she could, "Don't you idiots have anything at all better to do ? Do you know what I think... ???"

"Yes ma'am," drawled the tallest of the three, "You think that there old washing tub has a bottom in it."

Oh for the good ole days when a man's greatest fear was that a woman would take it "to heart". These days ya gotta worry like hell that she'll take it to court !

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