HUMOR Digest - 16 Apr 1997 to 17 Apr 1997

Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 02:31:31 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Health Notes

Have ya ever noticed that most doctors cure poor people a lot faster ?

A specialist is a doctor with a small practice and a very large house.

A man goes with his wife to the doctor's office. Shortly after she goes into the examination room, the doctor comes out and sez to the husband, "I don't like the way your wife looks at all."

The husband sez, "Well doc, neither do I to be honest, but she's a great lil' homemaker and real good with the kids."

Actually, I only had one real main concern while I was in the hospital.
I wanted to somehow be sure that my doctors didn't attend the same damn school as the cooks.

Tell ya what though, the doctors are all sure getting younger.
Last week I saw a surgeon with his operating gloves pinned onto his scrubs

And those anesthesiologists -- I don't know about them at all! I mean, they all say the same thing over and over -- "Breath in, breathe out".

Now I ask ya, how in the hell else are ya supposed to breathe ?

Don't ya just hate it when you go to the doctor's and you're sitting on the examination table telling him about your symptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs a little further away ?

These days the first entry in your medical history is if you pay your bills on time.

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