HUMOR Digest - 19 Apr 1997 to 20 Apr 1997

Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 02:44:56 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: One liners

When it comes down to the choice of the lesser of two evils,
never mind all that --
pick the one you enjoy the most.

Time may or may not be a great healer -- but it's sure one terrible beautician.

Don't you find it odd that no one ever sez "It's only a game"
when their team is winning ?

It's easy to figure out why everybody sez: "Talk is cheap"...
Supply greatly outweighs demand.

I hate self-service. It's always so damn bad... and slow too.

I won't go so far as to say this one woman I knew was a Nympho,
But... her diaphragm is on display in the Smithsonian.

These days, it's no longer a sin to have sex before the wedding.
I do think however it's a bit tacky to block the aisle in Church.

If my wife gets one more credit card,
She'll have a complete deck.

According to my wife, women who want to be equal to men,
lack ambition, drive, imagination and purpose.

Remember if ya can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

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