HUMOR Digest - 22 Apr 1997 to 23 Apr 1997

Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 02:35:30 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore Quickies

* What's the difference between the Pope and your Boss ?
   The Pope only expects ya to kiss his ring.

* The cost of lumber is so high these days,
    It's really hard to believe it grows on trees.

* It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable;
   Now, of course, there's shipping and handling too.

* Did ya ever notice that some people just don't get the point;
   Seems to me there's a good reason why we have 2 ears and one mouth.

* My wife always starts the day with a smile --
   And gets it over with quickly.

* I have my doubts about exercise making ya lose weight.
   If that were true, no nagging wife would ever get a double chin.

* And speaking of exercise, if it really does kill germs,
   Just how do ya get those little suckers to work out anyway ?

* If it's really true that we're all here to help others,
   Exactly what are the others here for ?

* And another thing, why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English ?

* If a man says something in the woods, and no woman is there to hear,
   Is he still wrong ?

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