HUMOR Digest - 11 May 1997 to 12 May 1997

Date: Sun, 11 May 1997 03:50:51 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men and Women

I'm usually not at all impressed with my fellow Netters and their bragging. But this one guy I know, I had to render a "well done" salute to.

The 14th entry in his fe-mail directory was a woman named Annabelle Aarons.

I'm don't know, but it seems to me that all this new artificial insemination, egg transplants, test tube babies, cloning, and who knows what-all amounts to copulation without representation.

What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions." Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one.

Once safely at home, I opened it (out of sight of my wife) and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about Chess.

Someday I guess I'm just gonna get arrested, but I can't resist off the wall humor when people least expect it. I went into this department story and was greeted by a female salesgirl who said, "Good afternoon sir, and what is it you desire ?"

I replied, "What I desire is to whisk ya outta here, take you to my secret hide-away, mix up a big pitcher of drinks, put on some soft music, and then make mad passionate love to ya all afternoon. However, what I need is some underwear and socks."

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