HUMOR Digest - 16 May 1997 to 17 May 1997

Date: Fri, 16 May 1997 02:05:09 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women, God luv 'em

The busy Columbia veterinarian impatiently assured the Yuppette that her schnauzer dog had nothing wrong with its hearing. "There's just too much hair around the dog's ears." he said. "Get some hair remover and he'll be fine."

The Yuppette went to the local pharmacy and purchased a bottle of the best depilatory and the pharmacist proceeded to instruct her on its use. "Use it full strength for your legs and maybe half strength for your underarms." he told her.

"Thanks," she replied, "But it's not for that, I really want this to use on my schnauzer."

"Oh ! I see." replied the pharmacist. " Uh, in that case I would use no more than a 10 % solution, and I wouldn't advise any bike riding for at least for a day or two."

Even in the 90's, I've found that lots of women like to make things --
Mountains out of Molehills for example.

A lot of men complain about their wife's cooking.
When we were first married, my wife's dinners melted in my mouth.
Then, she learned to defrost them first.

I can still remember my daughter's first date.
She didn't know whether to be prim or daring, so she compromised.
She wore a low-cut dress with a turtleneck slip.

Say what ya will. Women are still the best opposite sex we have.

And the phrase "professional woman". I mean, come on.
When's the last time you met an "amateur" one ?

And just think guys, where we'd be today w/o women:
Back in paradise in the Garden of Eden for one thing.

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