HUMOR Digest - 18 May 1997 to 19 May 1997

Date: Sun, 18 May 1997 02:28:14 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Sex

Contrary to popular belief, long held in this country, simultaneous orgasms are not just a stroke of luck.

"Darling," exclaimed the aging movie star who had just married for the fifth time. "I didn't know you had such a small organ."

"Well, my dearest," he replied, "how was I to know I'd be playing in a cathedral ?"

Two Columbia Yuppies, neighbors for years, were constantly trying to "out-status" each other, The first man mentioned that his daughter had just been accepted at Vassar.

"That's nice," replied the other, "but the main thing the girls really learn there is fornication."

The first man became irate and said, "I'll have you know my wife attended Vassar !"

The neighbor smiled and said, "Take it from me pal, she certainly could use a refresher course."

"Look," said the husband, "if you don't put some more action into it in the sack, I'm gonna go out and get me some 'strange stuff'."

"Listen Romeo," snapped the wife, "if you could somehow manage just a inch or so more, you'd get yourself some 'strange stuff' right here."

I've never really trusted either statistics or averages, but if memory serves me correctly, the average vagina can easily accommodate eight inches of penis.

Well, now follow me carefully all you studs out there: if the average erect penis is six inches, think of all the miles and miles of virgin vagina right in your own locale.

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