HUMOR Digest - 21 May 1997 to 22 May 1997

Date: Wed, 21 May 1997 02:40:59 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Misc Humor

This has gotta be the tax story to end all tax stories. It seems a group of studs got together and demanded that the IRS allow them to deduct depreciation on the "tools of their trade."

The IRS however denied the concept though due to the "inflationary nature" of their "equipment".

Not sure how many of you are into Cyber Romances either by e-mail or chat, but this one couple I know really got a hot romance going. They finally agreed to meet.

He told her that she'd better have a mattress strapped to her back if she was going to meet him at the airport. She agreed, but told him that he'd better be the first one off the plane.

I'm for watching the diet these days as much as the next guy. But the Yuppies have gone too far this time. I understand that they're now insisting that their women all use only a zero fat/zero cholesterol feminine-hygiene spray.

One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police.

"Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the data in an arrest record.

"Disappointing to say the least," the Sergeant replied.
"Chateau Duvalier... 1962... rather thin..."
"not aged well at all."

The streetwalker got into a cab and at her destination, hiked up her skirt and asked "How about taking the fare out in trade ?"

"Scheesch Lady !" exclaimed the cabby, "Haven't ya got anything smaller ?"

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