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HUMOR Digest - 24 May 1997 to 25 May 1997
Date: Sat, 24 May 1997 02:07:20 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Sex
The husband was perusing a detailed sex manual and his wife asked him why. He replied that he was tired of being in the same old rut.
"But I don't understand," she protested, "I thought we had a very good sex life."
"Well," replied the husband, "let me put it to ya another way."
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled.
"On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly."
"Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I though I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."
A banker I know insists that sex is similar to a savings account.
In both cases, one loses interest at the moment of withdrawal.
"Sex education has its own special problems," an instructor in the field pointed out to me.
"One of my students has become pregnant, and I don't know whether to flunk her or give her extra credit."
Personally I think if all the women's libbers in the world were laid end
to end,
that would be the best thing that could happen to them.
Two men were discussing martial infidelity. One asked the other what he would do if he ever found another man in bed with his wife.
"Why, I'd break the son-of-a-bitch's cane over his head, and then, shoot his dog too !"
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