HUMOR Digest - 27 May 1997 to 28 May 1997

Date: Tue, 27 May 1997 02:30:04 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Yuppies Ride Again

Although it kills me to admit this, some of the Yuppettes I've come in contact with from Columbia Maryland are real knock-outs.

I guess I was kinda staring at one at a recent social event we attended. She caught me staring and (I guess from the leer on my face) suspected that I wasn't admiring her outfit.

She said, "Are you often troubled by indecent thoughts ?"

Thankfully, my brain was still in gear, and I responded, "Well, no. Actually, to be honest, I rather enjoy them."

This Yuppie, being in a charitable mood, picked up a hitchhiker on I-95. The young man was properly in awe of the big expensive BMW. As they traveled along however, he noticed a thick pair of glasses on the console between them.

"Are those glasses yours ?" the hitchhiker asked nervously, since they were roaring along at about 80 mph.

"Yes, they indeed are." responded the Yuppie, "Wouldn't go anywhere without them. But don't worry," he said, noticing the young man's nervous reaction to the glasses, "my side of the windshield is ground to my prescription."

I have a new definition for y'all to consider. A Lesbian Yuppette is nothing more than a mannish depressive with delusions of gender.

So many Yuppettes seem to appreciate the quiet things in life --
Like the folding of a five hundred dollar bill.

After numerous complaints from her Columbia neighbors, the Yuppette sadly agreed to have a vet render her cat fit to guard a harem.

"I'll bet," some one overjoyed neighbor, "that ex-Tom of yours just lies on the hearth now and gets fat."

"Well, not exactly." replied the Yuppette. "He still goes out at night, but now he just goes along as a consultant."

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