HUMOR Digest - 29 May 1997 to 30 May 1997

Date: Thu, 29 May 1997 04:17:53 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women's Logic

The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon resort. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom, but the bride pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing at the stars.

"Dear," asked the somewhat impatient husband. "aren't you coming to bed ?"

"No," she announced. "My Mother told me this was gonna be the most beautiful nite of my life, and I don't want to miss a single minute of it."

Noticing for some time that her husband had been doing more and more "odd jobs" and "favors" for the alluring divorcee neighbor, she started to become suspicious.

One morning she awoke to find herself alone in bed, and dialed the neighbor's house. When a sleepy female voice answered, she shouted "You tell my husband to get his ass across the street."

"Linda, my dear," cooed the voice on the phone, "he has been for quite some time now."

The perky young thang returned home with an ultra-modern gown for the charity ball they were scheduled to attend. She held it up for her husband's approval.

"What the hell is that ?" he said. "Why you can see right through the damn thing !"

"No you can't silly." she answered. "Not when I'm in it."

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

"No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much." she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."

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