HUMOR Digest - 1 Jun 1997 to 2 Jun 1997

Date: Sun, 1 Jun 1997 05:20:02 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: All Kinds of Sex

It was so cold during this past winter in North Dakota, that the exhibitionists were just describing themselves.

As their illicit lovemaking neared its climax, the sweet young thang strained upwards toward her brother-in-law. "Kiss me Max," she urged hoarsely, "Oh, kiss me."

"Kiss you ?" panted Max, "Why I probably shouldn't even be doing this."

"I just can't understand it doctor," the girl complained, "every time I see a handsome muscular man on the beach, I get this funny feeling between my toes."

"Now that is odd." agreed the doctor. "Which ones ?"

"The big ones." she sighed.

The popular cheerleader bounced into the local card shop. "Do you have any, like, real special Valentine's Cards ?" she asked.

"Why, yes." replied the clerk. "As a matter of fact, here's a new one inscribed 'To the Boy who got my Cherry'."

"Wow. Neat!" she purred, "I'll take the whole box."

"My but you look different today Claudia." commented Rene to her co-worker. "Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look. What did you use -- special curlers and some dramatic eye make-up ?"

"No !" replied Claudia. "My vibrator shorted out this morning."

The doctor was advising the couple on birth control. "And these days birth control pills can even be taken monthly instead of daily."

"Humph !" snorted the husband. "With 'her' even a monthly pill would be over-medication."

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