HUMOR Digest - 8 Jun 1997 to 9 Jun 1997

Date: Sun, 8 Jun 1997 05:22:16 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Clinton, the Political Acrobat

The White House Circus Proudly Presents - Willie the Acrobat

Clinton is the only President I've ever seen who can stand firmly in mid-air on both sides of all issues.

And he's so skilled at repairing his fences by hedging.

There's a portrait of Clinton hanging in his office, but it's not a true resemblance -- he's shown with his hand in his own pocket.

I have discovered a fool-proof way though to tell if he's lying:
If his lips are moving and words are coming out -- he is !

Whether or not truth is stranger than fiction doesn't really matter; with Clinton, it's scarcer.

And if you think I'm exaggerating, about his lying, consider when he was a boy in Arkansas. When it was time to feed the hogs, and he had to call them, someone else ended up having to call them for him.

Although you'd never know it from his speeches, when it comes to the ladies, Clinton's a man of few words: Let's... Let me... & Will ya.

If you don't believe me, ask any Arkansas State Trooper. Clinton believes in love at first sight -- it saves sooooo much time.

As Governor, his female staffers always found a little something extra in their pay envelopes -- a key to a hotel room.

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