HUMOR Digest - 15 Jun 1997 to 16 Jun 1997

Date: Sun, 15 Jun 1997 02:37:47 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Just Lookin'

I have to differ with that old adage that men do not make passes at girls who wear glasses. Really ! I think it depends on their frames.

At a fund raising event in Columbia Maryland, a Yuppie was holding court at the bar, listing all the virtues he was seeking in a girl.

He said: "Bottom line gentlemen... I'm looking for a virgin of good breeding who doesn't drink, smoke, use profanity or have bad habits."

I smirked and said, "Whatever for ?"

Girl at CD player to boyfriend sitting on the couch. "Now don't go getting the wrong idea. This isn't music to do anything by."

Friends of ours invited the wife and I out to dinner. Although it turned out to be a topless restaurant, Mrs. JimJr was a pretty good sport and pretended to enjoy the evening.

On the way home though, even the defrosters at full force wouldn't keep the windshield from icing over on her side of the car.

"Awwwww come on." I said. "It wasn't that bad."

"Your ordering didn't help matters." she said fuming.

"What ?" I replied. "I only ordered a dozen oysters."

"ONE AT A TIME ?!?!?!" she yelled.

At a wedding reception, this fellow was eyeing an attractive young lady. He looked her over from head to toe a number of times, before approaching to ask her to dance.

"Well ???" she asked. "Did I pass my physical ???"

My wife and I were sitting at an ocean front coffee house and I was reading the paper as a steady parade of bikini clad girls went by.

She looked over at me and said, "Those AREN'T your reading glasses."

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