HUMOR Digest - 24 Jun 1997 to 25 Jun 1997

Date: Tue, 24 Jun 1997 02:35:32 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Regional Differences

An unmarried Catholic girl in Seattle went to confession, told the Priest she had had sexual relations and was instructed to say fifty "Hail Marys" as penance.

Shortly thereafter, she moved to LA and in due course again went to confession. Once more, she confessed to the sex act and was told to say five "Hail Marys".

"Thank you Father." said the girl. "But in Seattle, I had to say 50 'Hail Marys' for the same offense."

"That may be true my daughter." intoned the Priest, "But remember, they're not all that used to Screwing in Seattle."

I know a girl who's a $500 a nite callgirl working the Minneapolis and Saint Paul areas. They call her the tail of two cities.

A traveler stopped at a Texas Hotel while passing thru the state. He went to the hotel bar and asked for a short beer and was served what looked to be a quart. When he commented on this, the bartender said that they do everything in a big way in Texas.

After just two, the man had to use the bathroom and asked the bartender for directions to the Men's Room. Slightly drunk anyway, the fellow misunderstood the directions, and opened the door leading to the catwalk for the hotel pool two stories below.

Naturally, he fell right over the railing into the pool. He began thrashing about and shout, "My God! Don't flush it! Don't flush it !!!"

For those of you who've never been to Las Vegas, there, the "G String" is known as the gownless evening strap.

It was one of those Olympic Village romances during the recent games in Atlanta. The male distance runner had wooed & won a female sprinter.

During their first nite together in bed he whispered, "Sweetheart, your pace or mine ?"

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