HUMOR Digest - 25 Jun 1997 to 26 Jun 1997

Date: Wed, 25 Jun 1997 02:59:31 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Modern Dating

"I don't see why you're complaining at all," sniffed the manager of the cable TV dating service. "After all, you have to admit that what you saw was what you got."

"Oh, I agree to that. The video of her, as you showed it to me, was fine." retorted the client. "But during the date, there proved to be way too much trouble with the horizontal adjustment."

A confirmed bachelor I know has quite a system for rating his dates. In fact, for the particularly accommodating girls he keeps a separate registry. He calls it his "Blew Book."

The attractive young thang was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. "I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me." she said between sobs. "I'm really not that kind of girl !"

"I believe ya." her date said, as he tried to comfort her.

"You're the first one." she gulped.

"The first one to make love to you ?" he asked.

"No !" she replied. "The first one to believe me."

On far too many dates, the young ladies complain that a quickie is no sooner spread than done."

As for this current modern trend of the young ladies practicing sexual abstinence, I think it amounts to no more than nocturnal omission.

The college couple had just completed a somewhat pleasant date, and her boyfriend was looking forward to some wild sex, but the girl was off on her favorite subject, the economy.

After about 15 minutes, she said: "The price of food and entertainment, the cost of clothes, even the price to have my hair done... I wish just one thing would go down."

"You just got your wish." he stately flatly, and rolled over.

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