HUMOR Digest - 29 Jun 1997 to 30 Jun 1997

Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 05:23:59 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Trio of Jokes

Little Johnny was visiting the zoo with his Father. He stopped and stared in fascination at the elephant. "Hey Dad." he asked, pointing. "What's that thing hanging down ?"

"Why, that's the elephant's trunk." his Father replied.

"No, I mean there... the other end."

"Oh. That's the elephant's penis."

"That's funny..." Johnny mused. "last time we were here, Mommy told me it was nothing."

"Well son." said the Father smiling. "You have to remember, your Mother is a very spoiled woman."

Two middle aged gentlemen were in the club locker room discussing their sex-organ transplant operations. "Mine cost twenty-five thousand dollars;" said the first fellow, "but it was worth every penny. I'm a new man now, ready for anything."

"Mine cost a lot less than that," said the second man, "and it's been nothing but a disappointment."

"No wonder !" said the first man, taking a closer look. "Why that's my trade in."

The day care teacher held up a picture and asked, "What's this ?"

"A horsy." one child answered.

"And this ?" the teacher asked the class.

"A piggy." replied another youngster.

"And now this one ?" asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack. There was complete and total silence.

"Come on now children." she coaxed, "I'll give you a lil' hint. What does your Mommie call your Daddie when he hugs and kisses her a lot ?"

"I know ! I know !!!" said the one little girl. "A horny bastard."

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