HUMOR Digest - 30 Jun 1997 to 1 Jul 1997

Date: Mon, 30 Jun 1997 03:52:25 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Family Glimpses

The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left. She said, "Hon, I thought you were going to your Lodge meeting."

"It was postponed." he replied. "The wife of the Grand Exalted Invincible Supreme Potentate wouldn't let him attend tonite."

Father grumbling to his two boys as he reluctantly gets ready for an evening out: "Other kids make their Mothers too tired to want to go out -- but not you two.

Nothing ruins a neighborhood more for the average husband than when a combination enthusiastic gardener - lawn care nut moves in.

Father to his teen-aged son: "When I was your age, I would have felt lucky to have use of the family car, whether I agreed with the bumper sticker or not."

Friend of mine was using the pay phone in a bar. After he had finished he walked over and I offered to buy him a beer.

"Thanks." he said. "Boss won't let me use the phone at work for personal calls, and the wife and two daughters won't let me at home."

Psychiatrist to male patient: "And did this feeling of absolute insignificance come on suddenly, or develop normally over time with marriage and Fatherhood ?"

The frazzled wife ran a day care center from her home. Her husband greets her ardently with both a hug and kiss.

She recoils saying, "Why can't you come home from the office exhausted like other men ?"

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