HUMOR Digest - 4 Jul 1997 to 5 Jul 1997

Date: Fri, 4 Jul 1997 03:56:21 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Young

Upon the opening day of school, the new first grade teacher wrote her name on the blackboard. "I want you all to learn my name." she said. "It's Mrs. Prussy, P-R-U-S-S-Y. It sounds a lot like pussy, but it has an 'R' in it."

The next day she started the class with "Alright students, now who remembers my name ?"

One lil' fellow in the back quickly raised his hand and said, "I know ! I know ! It's Mrs. Crunt."

I just heard of a new approach to the "Just Say No" to drugs. This teenage hophead was being sent to a physiatrist by his parents for his addiction(s).

He swore off drugs all on his own, because he was afraid to expand his mind while he was having his head shrunk.

The teenage beauty was telling a friend that she's really worried about her Mother. It seems that she's always fatigued from staying up all nite long.

Her friend asked, "What's she doing staying up all nite ? At her age, that's not good at all."

The girl replied, "Waiting for me to come home."

Puberty really is a terrible awkward time for girls. I mean they're too old for doll houses and too young for penthouses.

The high school cheerleader confessed to her kindly old Priest that she'd often have sex with her boyfriend in the front seat of his car.

"Now my daughter," consoled the Priest, "I'm sure if you think about it, you'll know you've been doing something wrong."

"Yeah, I guess you right." replied the girl. "Maybe it would be more comfortable in the back seat."

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