HUMOR Digest - 15 Jul 1997 to 16 Jul 1997

Date: Tue, 15 Jul 1997 02:41:49 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Dating Scene

"But honest, eighty-five isn't old at all for a young-at-heart nice old-fashioned billionaire like you." gushed the Yuppette.

"But officer," protested the teenage boy from the parked car. "We were only necking."

"OK," said the cop. "just put your neck back in your pants and get outta here."

Their son had been a wallflower and mostly dateless all thru his early teen years. After talking on the phone with him from his college dorm, the Mother told the Father that Seymour was finally seriously dating.

"A nice college girl, I hope." said the Father.

"Not exactly." sniffed the Mother. "He's dating another man."

"Oy, vay !!!" shouted Mr. Ruthenburg.

"But there's still something to be thankful for." the wife said, trying to hold back tears, and console her husband.

"And just vot the hell could that be already ?" asked Max.

"Seymour's dating a doctor." she beamed.

The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was happy the nite was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said "Hey ! You wantta see my underwear ?"

Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any.

She glanced down and said, "Nice pattern. But does it also come in men's sizes ?"

The guy had invited his girl to attend a Halloween party with him, and showed up at her door wearing only a pair of roller blades.

"Uh, and just what the hell are you supposed to be ?" she asked.

"What else ?" he replied smiling. "I'm a pull toy."

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