HUMOR Digest - 16 Jul 1997 to 17 Jul 1997

Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 02:54:32 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The 90's

My teacher is really giving me a tuff time." the eight grader was telling his Father.

"Handle it this way Tommy." the man advised. "Take special care with your personal appearance and attire. Pay attention in class. And do your assignments and homework promptly."

"I really don't think that'll help Dad." the youngster rejoined. "She hissed at me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue."

Now that there's professional women's basketball, there are rumors going around New England that women's baseball teams might not be far behind. One chauvinistic sports writer, for a well known newspaper in the area, even suggested they attract fans by going topless.

He added they could even be called the "Boston Globes."

"How about that shapely new female pro ?" said one golf club member to another.

"Damn waste of time." responded advised his fellow player.

"What makes ya say that ?" asked the first.

"I've already gotten out of bounds with her and learned she's an unpliable lay."

"I've been getting it on with an aerospace expediter." confided the one girlfriend to another.

"Is that any better than a plain old vibrator ?" asked the second.

Then there was the young female comic who was promised good roles in a hit TV show. All she had to do was divide her favors between the star and the producer.

It was just a sham though, she never got any air time at all.

You might even say she was shared skitless.

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