HUMOR Digest - 22 Jul 1997 to 23 Jul 1997

Date: Tue, 22 Jul 1997 03:56:31 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Our Youth

"I don't know much about Russian history," the perky lil' teenager confided to her best friend, "but last nite, I found out why they decided that Peter was Great."

Maybe you've already heard about the lil' boy being potty trained by his Mother.

His trajectory was so poor she started calling him "TwinkleToes".

"You've grown some, Cousin Kitty," mused the youth at the family reunion, "and may I say they sure look nice !"

Then there was the poor teen who got a double hernia all because of a typographical error in the sex manual he got from the library.

"Mom !" Said the little sister. "Jennie has some strange desire to lose her hair. I just heard her on the phone telling somebody she hopes she'll be bald soon."

The prim teen was alone with her beau, a Pastor's son, in her home. They were watching a romantic video, and she turned to see him on his knees praying.

"Oh John." she cried. "You are such a sweet guy. I should have known you'd never try anything with me until we were ready."

There was an odd gleam in his eye as he looked up. "Please be quiet Linda." he whispered hoarsely. "Can't you see I'm saying grace."

"Dinner, wine, music, pot and a water bed -- he used all the moves to get me between the sheets," the teen confessed to her best friend, "and all of them worked !"

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