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HUMOR Digest - 25 Jul 1997 to 26 Jul 1997
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 1997 03:55:18 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Odd Couples
Two couples were neighbors, close friends for years; partying together, vacationing together, wrapped up in each other's lives. Suddenly, the one husband ran off with the neighbor's wife.
The cuckolded couple couldn't believe what their spouses did. "Your husband and my wife... running away... they left us." moaned the man on the telephone, almost crying.
She said, "Come on over and have a drink. It'll calm us down."
While they're cheering each other up, she says, "Let's get revenge. Let's go up to the bedroom."
Well, after about an hour of wild, uninhibited sex, they decide to have a few more drinks.
"How could they deceive us that way ? You know what we should do, get more revenge to relieve our frustrations." said the man.
Again, they go up to the bedroom, and the sex is even ruffer and more satisfying.
They come downstairs and start drinking again and then back to the bedroom for yet more revenge. It's now past midnite the woman is no longer even dressed. Her hair is disheveled, she's drunk, tired and ready for sleep.
The man though is still ready for more of the wildest sex he's had in ten years. He suggests more vengeance.
The woman, barely able to hold her glass wearily says, "Good God !!! Haven't we held a grudge long enough ???"
Two couples meet for dinner at a restaurant. The husbands each own and operate software companies. All thru the meal, each is telling the other of canceled contracts, best employees quitting, equipment problems and on and on. During dessert each claims they may not even make it thru the year.
On the way home, there's an identical conversation in each of their cars. The wives want to know why they had lied, when things had never been better with each of their businesses.
Each husband had an identical response "What did it hurt to make him happy for the evening ?"
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