HUMOR Digest - 26 Jul 1997 to 27 Jul 1997

Date: Sat, 26 Jul 1997 04:02:47 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Wedding

My son Jim III (aka "JimJr Jr") is planning his wedding next month with his intended, Bonnie. Now I'm not saying this is gonna be a fancy wedding or anything, but you know how at most of the formal receptions they have finger bowls ???

Well, none of that for these two -- they're gonna have portable showers for all the guests.

We've already given them two books in advance of the wedding:
     1) "How to Make Your Marriage Work" (and the sequel)
     2) "How to Make Your Mate Work"

These upcoming nuptials take me back to my own wedding to Mrs. JimJr, when I took her to be my awful wedded wife.

Naturally, they have their license already. Have any of you ever considered the fact that the Marriage License issued by all cities and counties are the only licenses they issue that never expire.

Like most people, I'm always in awe of the Bridal Gown and sometimes even the Bridesmaids' fancy dresses and bright cheerful colors.

Being a man though, I can understand why the groom wears black.

The kids of today though. They say our generation overrates sex.

I swear though, I don't even want to think about where everything else stands in whatever-in-the-hell rating system they're all using.

I can understand his need to get married though. I mean think about all the things that happen that you can't blame on the government.

My son's gonna gain a whole new family in his in-laws. It's kinda like seeds -- they come with the tomato whether you like them or not.

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