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HUMOR Digest - 29 Jul 1997 to 30 Jul 1997
Date: Tue, 29 Jul 1997 02:51:09 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Oversexed
Suffering from too much Licentiousness ?
... If you're oversexed, you should get married
Trust me, it'll help ya taper off
... Friend of mind always has sex on his mind
Once a month like clockwork, he gets a nosebleed
... Girl I once knew was really quite a wild lil' lover
She was able to whip up whitecaps on her waterbed
... I remember one girl from high school sex class
She WAS the class' homework every nite
... Girl came down with a rare disability --
an ingrown mattress
... Gifts are tuff to buy for this girl I know --
I mean, what can ya give someone who's had everyone
... She was so gentle, wouldn't molest a fly --
unless it was open of course
... She doesn't run after men any more --
now she roller blades
... Men like her because of her vocabulary --
"Yes" is the greater part of it
... For all of you non-smokers out there, trust me --
There's nothing better before a cigarette than sex
... Come to think of it, my Grandfather was right
Sex IS dirty -- but only if you do it right !
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