HUMOR Digest - 11 Sep 1997 to 12 Sep 1997

Date: Thu, 11 Sep 1997 03:58:26 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Mothers

Mrs. JimJr should have been a lawyer actually. She missed her calling. Every time we had an argument, and she felt she was on the losing side, she'd take it to a higher court -- her Mother.


Y'all should have met her Mother. That lady was something. During the early 60's, she was a consultant to the CIA. They sent her to Vietnam to teach the South Vietnamese how to fight dirty.


Mother greeting daughter's date: "You must be the one who defies description."


Two Mothers were playing the age-old game of bragging about their sons. The first said, "My son is now a famous doctor in Columbia Maryland. He just built a new home there that cost $850,000.00"

"Well, my son is also doing just fine. I'm afraid on the down side that he's decided he's gay. But... on the up side, he seems to have a nice 'friend' -- a famous doctor who just built a new $850,000 house in Columbia Maryland."


Mother calling to daughter: "Dreamboat, your barnacle is here."


A woman I know went to an HMO. After about 15 minutes with one of the new doctors, she went screaming down the hall.

Another doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained.

The second doctor went back to the first and said, "What's is the matter with you ? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old. She has four grown children & seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant ?"

The new doctor simply smiled and said, "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it ?"


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