HUMOR Digest - 17 Sep 1997 to 18 Sep 1997

Date: Wed, 17 Sep 1997 03:21:50 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: "Ladies" & their Johns

I just heard that the phone company in Dallas Texas has refused to list an "escort" service in the Yellow Pages as "Puss 'n Boots".

Two fellows were sitting in a bar and the one was complaining about his current live-in girlfriend. "I'm telling ya Sam, I've about had it with her. She keeps bringing her work home nite after nite. I'm seriously considering just moving out and ending the relationship."

"Well," replied his buddy, "I can see how that could indeed be very annoying. But having a girl who's interested in her career is hardly a reason to break up."

"It is if your girlfriend's a hooker." the first man maintained.

Have y'all heard about the bordello in Baltimore Maryland that was the target of a recent drug raid ? Once again this goes to prove the old adage that people who work in ass houses shouldn't get stoned.

"I don't understand how you can charge me extra like this all the time." whined the distraught John. "Why I'm sure I'm one of your best customers and I'm just like putty in your hands."

"Precisely !" replied the call girl.

The madam had assembled some of her girls for the men in town for the pharmacists' convention. "This is Dolores," she smiled, "for $250 I can promise you an exciting evening starting with a hot tub."

"And this is Connie, available for $375. She's rigged an Oriental Swing in her room. Lovely Maria," she continued "can be yours for both straight and kinky sex, including bondage. She's yours for the nite for only $300."

"And if you take a fancy to tantalizing Jenny here, why she can..."

"Just a minute." interrupted one of the druggists. "Don't you have any generic lays ?"

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