HUMOR Digest - 19 Sep 1997 to 20 Sep 1997

Date: Fri, 19 Sep 1997 02:59:12 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Working Girls

The guy dating the pretty bank teller considered himself somewhat of a wit. As they were making love he said, "Aren't you going to warn me that there's a substantial penalty for early withdrawal ?"

"That isn't likely." she shot back. "As your interest was just beginning to peak."

Fellow was trying to hit on a Blackjack dealer in Las Vegas without success. Finally in desperation he said, "Look. I'll give ya a hundred to sleep with me tonite."

"You ain't gonna get no where being so crude either buddy." the girl said. "Tell ya what. Try betting me 100 dollars at 2:1 that I won't put out for ya."

"It's tuff having a teacher for a mother." the one boy told another.

"Remember that Halloween costume party we went to ? And I dressed as a bee ? Well, when I got home, she checked my breath for pollen."

"Would you like to hear my sexual philosophy ?" the boss asked the new coder.

"Why yes sir, I think that would be interesting." she responded.

"It's really quite simple." he said. "Get it Up, Get in In, Get it Off and Get it Home."

"Hmmmmmmm." she mused. "Sounds like the Four-Get-It system to me."

A passenger had been rather rude and demanding all during the long trans-Atlantic flight. Finally he dozed off & his assigned stewardess was enjoying a little peace and quiet.

Suddenly he awoke and shouted, "Who turned on the fucking lights ?"

Having finally had enuff of the character, she answered with forced sweetness, "These are the breakfast lights sir. The fucking lights are much much dimmer."

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