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HUMOR Digest - 23 Sep 1997 to 24 Sep 1997
Date: Tue, 23 Sep 1997 03:40:53 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Time Marches On (?)
The latest edition of the Boy Scout Handbook contains instructions on how to cook pancakes over an open fire.
It begins with, "Make the pancake batter according to the instructions on the box."
A document found in Italy dated 1271, among other things, condemns the youth
of that day for promiscuity, feminism, coddling criminals, and above all,
for being obsessed with making money.
(Source: New York Times News Service, 9/21/97)
In spite of all of today's modern technology, adolescence remains that period of time in a young man's life where he refuses to believe that some day he'll be just as dumb as his Father.
Teenage girl to boyfriend: "One would never realize it by dating you, but American teenagers spend over 14 billion dollars a year just on entertainment."
There was a time when all country girls knew about horses. At a recent show at the FairGrounds in Howard County Maryland, the lady organizing the event fell ill, and asked a young Yuppette to stand in for her.
On the day of the show, she received a call from a man who had entered several horses. "I know this is for charity," he said apologetically, "but I will have to ask you to scratch one of my horses for me."
"Surely," perked the lil' Yuppette, "which one and where ?"
Last year in October, there was a rather interesting listing in the TV program schedule section of the newspaper here.
The schedule said: "1:00 - Back to God (If no World Series game)"
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