HUMOR Digest - 26 Sep 1997 to 27 Sep 1997

Date: Fri, 26 Sep 1997 04:06:27 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men Talk

"You say she went down on you just for some grocery store food coupons ? Unbelievable."

"Yes, that's correct."

"But how good could a girl like that be at giving head ?"

"Well, nominal face value I suppose."

"Boy !  What a fox !!!" said Larry, sitting at the bar, staring at the girl who'd just walked in.

"Now just a minute." said his friend. "That same girl, wearing the same outfit came in here last nite and you said she was a dog."

"Yeah, but last nite, I'd only had one beer when she came in."

The freshmen was apprehensive as he entered the door to attend his first frat orgy. "I tell ya, I've never been to anything like this before." he said to his frat brother. "I don't know what to do."

"Relax." said the upper-classman. "It's just like any other social event or party you've been to; except instead of mixing, you stir."

"I yearn for the good old days," said the man sitting at his desk buried in paperwork, "when a man used to get ahead because of hard work and ambition."

"Yeah." agreed the fellow at the next desk. "Those and sucking up to the boss."

Two dirty old men were comparing notes. "What's up ?" asked one, "I haven't seen you lurking around the playground lately."

"Well, to be honest, I've been spending time in one of the parks across town;" was the grinning reply. "where there's the most delightful little girl I've ever met."

"What age ?" asked his friend.

"Well, actually she's 15, but she has the body of a 12 year old."

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