HUMOR Digest - 28 Sep 1997 to 29 Sep 1997

Date: Sun, 28 Sep 1997 03:52:52 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: JimJr's Fan Mail

I don't know how many other contributors receive e-mail regarding the jokes they post on here, but I thought I'd share a few of the better ones with y'all from what I've come to call my "fan mail":

"I really enjoyed your one-liner's posted the other day. They were in fact, excellent, were it not for their length."

"I have yet to see any "hero" in your humor as you seem to enjoy ridiculing everyone. However, should one appear, I highly recommend that one of his first acts be shooting the author."

"It is my understanding that fish is brain food because of the high phosphorous content. I really can't reach a decision about the amount you should consume. However, assuming the jokes posted by you this past week are average, may I suggest you start with a few medium sized whales. Not the largest, mind you, but simply some good middling-sized ones."

"Every man has a few jokes in him, which is an excellent place for them."

"Personally, I appreciate the fact that your jokes are mostly fictional and bear no resemblance to any person, living or dead. But... that's exactly what's wrong with them."

And finally, from a gentleman who said he was an English Lord:

"My Dear Sir:

I read your jokes this Tuesday last.
Oh, my dear sir !"

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