HUMOR Digest - 2 Oct 1997 to 3 Oct 1997

Date: Thu, 2 Oct 1997 04:26:48 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Me, you and Them

Most people aren't really clear on the differences between you and I, and everybody else. I thought maybe if I prepared a simple chart, it might help clear up the matter:

I'M                                   YOU'RE                             THEY'RE
- - - - - - - - - - - -            - - - - - - - - - - - -              - - - - - - - - - - - -

Catty                                 Unusually Talkative             A motor mouth

Reflecting                           A little quiet                        Moody and sullen

Righteously Indignant          Annoyed and Insulted         Fussing over nothing

Reconsidering                     Changing your mind            Going back on their word

Neat                                   Fussy                                 Far too exacting

Neighborly                          A little nosy                        A gossip

A good shopper                  Thrifty                                A tightwad

Sparkling                             Flamboyant                       An insecure show off

Confident                            Slightly Boastful                 Egotistical

Handsome                           Good featured                  OK, if ya like that type

Subtle                                  Not always clear              Out of touch

Busy                                    Behind in your work         Unable to cope

A flirt                                   A trifler                             An adulterer

Witty                                   Flip                                   Insulting

Firm                                    Stubborn at times               A Pig-Headed Fool

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