HUMOR Digest - 11 Oct 1997 to 12 Oct 1997

Date: Sat, 11 Oct 1997 04:00:37 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Mrs JimJr -- Cook Extraordinary

Mrs. JimJr is probably one of the world's worst cooks. She has a certain knack to prepare food that's just not your common fare.

Her latest recipe book is called "Rejected by Martha Stewart".

Y'all should be able to sample some of the dishes she prepares. I mean when's the last time you had any baked water or french fried mustard or even pickled chinese fortune cookies ?

Last year she made me a surprise birthday cake -- with the candles on the inside -- LIT !

Just the other nite at dinner, she was saying that she considers her two best recipes as meat loaf and brownies.

I asked her which one of the two it was we were eating at the time.

Like a lot of other American families, I've always insisted that we say a blessing at all meals too.

Our tradition is just slightly different than most though. We always said grace following the meal, to show we're thankful for having survived yet another.

My wife even taught our daughter to cook. She explained the idea of not wasting food. For example, making carrot pie out of left-over carrots.

Of course, you then face the problem of what the hell to do with the left-over carrot pie.

All this explains why we eat out often. Just the other nite, I was able to order an entire meal in French; even the waiter was totally shocked -- it was a Chinese Restaurant.

I'm telling ya, all during the meal, I kept having flashbacks of me speaking Spanish in Brazil.

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