HUMOR Digest - 16 Oct 1997 to 17 Oct 1997

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 1997 03:59:47 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Point of View

I was driving a State pool car since mine was in the shop. A girl named Cindy and I were returning back to Baltimore from the Eastern Shore of Maryland following a nite time public hearing.

On a particularly dark and lonely stretch of road, a knocking noise started coming from the engine. "That's odd." I said, "I wonder what that knocking is ?"

"Well, I can tell you one thing for sure." Cindy answered icily. "It sure ain't opportunity."

I know this one young man who wanted to get married after only knowing a local girl for a few weeks. While he was smitten with her, she was less than enthusiastic about the idea. "Don't you think you could learn to love me ?" he pleaded.

"Well... I suppose so." she replied. "I mean I did manage to learn Windows 95 in only 4 days."

Following a wedding a minister performed, he received this "Thank You" card in the mail. It was from the young man whom he had just performed the marriage ceremony for.

Inside the card was hand written: "I want to thank you for bringing my happiness to a conclusion."

I was in a crowded elevator downtown where a man was standing near the door in front of a lady with quite a figure ! "Would you please stop pushing ?" he suddenly said.

"I'm not pushing." the girl protested. "I'm breathing."

One Senorita in a low cut gown to another, upon returning from the dance floor: "Don't dance with General Manoel Deodoro da Fonseca. His medals are cold !"

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