HUMOR Digest - 17 Oct 1997 to 18 Oct 1997

Date: Fri, 17 Oct 1997 03:59:46 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Teen Sex

The young couple had been dating for some time, and the boy had finally talked the girl into bed. "Well, you're gonna have to show me what to do." she said. "I've never made love before."

He suggested they try "69" as their first adventure, and after he had explained, she quickly fell into the action. After it was over, he asked how she felt.

"Well, just fine." she replied. "But if you think for one minute that I can do that 68 more times -- you're nuts."

Then of course, there was the teenage beauty who thought pre-martial sex was immoral -- so she only slept with married men.

The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible.

"Alright !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."

Later that nite her voice rang down the stairs. "Hey Mom, I think I have an idea now."

"I should hope so !" the Mother responded. "The very idea that any daughter of mine could get pregnant, let alone not know the father."

"Chill Mom." the girl said. "I got it narrowed down to the band or the football team."

"Didn't I tell ya that I could make you forget about all those Mexican girls boss ?" asked the young curvy piano player.

"You sure can." murmured the expatriate in the closed and locked Brazilian bar. "Play with it again Tam".

Wife to husband: "I'll let you explain to your son why his sister can have training bras but he can't have training condoms."

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