HUMOR Digest - 21 Oct 1997 to 22 Oct 1997

Date: Tue, 21 Oct 1997 03:13:34 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Texas Girls

After a lil' Texas lady became engaged, she remarked to a friend that she wished there were a ring to denote engaged males, and thus remove them from the dating circuit.

The friend, a true horse lover, said that all engaged men should be branded, just like they do horses.

The newly engaged girl thought that over a moment & then replied, "But that wouldn't even show !"

Her wise friend smiled and said, "Well, it would if they were leaving the corral."

Dallas girl looking at engagement ring to fiancee: "I didn't say the stone was small. I just said not all of my friends have 20/20 vision."

A Brazilian, attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, was dancing with a tourist girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor.

"What the hell happened ?" asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event.

"I'm not really sure." the man replied, rubbing his red cheek. "When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it."

At one of the last all girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a "Charm Course" was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be gallant.

"Remain seated in the truck until he has had time to step around and open the door for you." she said.

Then, returning to reality, she added, "But... if the big, dumb galoot is in the restaurant ordering his steak -- don't wait any longer."

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