HUMOR Digest - 24 Oct 1997 to 25 Oct 1997

Date: Fri, 24 Oct 1997 03:57:52 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Gender Gaps

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love.

"How awful !" exclaimed the wife.

"Si, but what a great way to spend eternity." added the husband.

A much younger woman had married an older man already with children of his own. For much of Saturday afternoon, one of the kids had been running in and out of the house blowing a whistle, as he pretended to be a policeman directing traffic.

Finally, the new wife had had enuff, and told the boy, "Billy, if you don't stop all that noise, I'll blow your damn whistle for ya !"

The husband looked up from his newspaper and muttered, "See ? I've been telling ya that you treat the kids better than you do me."

"But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."

"Yeah ! I know." said the fellow, "And, it'll be mounted in a cluster around a big one, the very day after you are."

After a marathon threesome sex session, the man relaxed contentedly and asked, "Was it good for you two ?"

The doctor, who considered himself quite a stud, had been hitting on a cute little Nurse for weeks. As she was bent over doing her charts, he came up behind her and pinched her on the butt.

She turned around and said, "You're such an asshole, you should be listed in the 'Guinness Book of Rectums'."

The wife had been trying to get her husband to go to Church for years. She was less than pleased though when she found a clipping on her place mat at the breakfast table advertising "St. Frederick's of Hollywood."

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