HUMOR Digest - 27 Oct 1997 to 28 Oct 1997

Date: Mon, 27 Oct 1997 04:03:55 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Gotta Travel On

A new resort at Iguacu Falls issued a tourist promotional folder which stated: "We offer you peace and seclusion. The paths to our resort are only passable by asses. Therefore, you will most certainly feel at home here."

Change is what a person wants on a vacation -- a lot of currency is generally what they end up needing however.

A paragraph from a Swiss hotel's prospectus reads: "This place is known as the preferred resort of those wanting solitude. People searching for peace and quiet are, in fact, flocking here from all corners of the globe."

Once, when our travel agent was trying to sell us on the idea of a European vacation, he said the resort he had in mind for us had an authentic "old-world atmosphere".

The ever practical Mrs JimJr asked him if that meant she would have to hunt for the bathroom.

Woman huddled under blanket on deserted, wind-swept beach to husband: "Tell me again how much money we're saving with this off-season deal."

While I'm up early normally, I do like to sleep in on vacation. A couple we were traveling with once though was startled that we might miss one minute of the day.

The man said, "I always get up at dawn to see the sunrise."

I told him he couldn't have picked a better time.

Ever wonder why it is when you're safe at home, you wish you were out having an adventure, and when you're out having an adventure, you wish you were safely at home.

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