HUMOR Digest - 4 Nov 1997 to 5 Nov 1997

Date: Tue, 4 Nov 1997 06:44:54 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: College Daze

A college professor outlined, at length, the nature of a rather brutal mid-term exam. He concluded his remarks by asking if anyone had any questions regarding the exam. For more than several minutes, the class sat in stunned silence, as each one wondered if anyone could pass such a test.

Finally one brave soul asked, "Do you accept bribes ?"

In a science course discussion of the structure of the atom, one instructor noticed a coed who apparently hadn't read any of the assignment, as the expression on her face indicated she was having difficulty understanding. His suspicions were confirmed when he asked her what a "neutrino" was.

She thought for a few seconds with a guilty, wistful look on her face, then suggested hopefully, "An Italian neutron ?"

These days, all colleges seem to have a policy of "save the jocks" at all costs. One star football player was called before the Dean, since he was about to lose his eligibility unless something could be done. The Dean said, "How exactly do you explain these grades: one C, one D, and three F's ?"

"Well sir," replied the student with downcast eyes, I guess I done spent too much time on two of them subjects."

One Vassar professor confessed to a colleague he considered himself quite the debonair dude until he received a Christmas card from one of his students addressed to "My Favorite Father Figure".

The University of Maryland football coach started off with a pre-game pep talk like most coaches: "Well, here we are, unbeaten, untied and unscored upon -- and getting ready for our first game."

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