HUMOR Digest - 18 Nov 1997 to 19 Nov 1997

Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 03:45:23 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Animal Crackers

One owl to another: "How many times must I tell you --
it's 'whoooooooo' not 'whommmmmmm' ?"

Two monkeys were discussing evolution: "You mean to tell me that I really am my keeper's brother ?"

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof  ?"

Male elephant as female elephant passes by: "WOW ! What a perfect 258 - 314 - 297"

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

One caterpillar to another, as they watch a butterfly: "You'll never get me up in one of those things."

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas ???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

One cow to another: "Actually, I have no idea how it tastes. Personally, I never touch the stuff."

Mother rabbit to her small bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."

Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating --
I call it 'goofing off'."

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