HUMOR Digest - 8 Dec 1997 to 9 Dec 1997

Date: Mon, 8 Dec 1997 03:48:37 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Weddings

Two old friends were discussing the one's pending marriage. "At 67 Frank, I really can't see you marrying a 24 year old. I know all about May-December romances, and I understand that December will find the freshness and beauty of springtime in May. But what is May gonna find in December ?

His buddy smiled and simply said, "Christmas".

Long before there were "Hippies" there were a somewhat like group of people called "Beatniks", who had a language and a culture all their own.

At a wedding ceremony the preacher would ask the couple, "Do you dig this bit ?"

If they nodded, he would proceed with the ceremony and ask the Bride, "Chick, do you dig this cat ?"

She was expected to respond, "Crazy Man !"

Then he would turn and ask the Groom, "Cat, do you love this fluff ?"

And he would respond, "Mostest !"

The Minister would then join their hands together and say, "Make it, kids." Then turn to the organist and say "Beat me Mamma, eight to the bar." as her cue to play the recessional.

Bill Gate's wedding and honeymoon really must've been something.

I heard they checked into a swank hotel in the Islands with skis and full Arctic regalia. The worried clerk said, "I'm sorry Mr. Gates, but there's no snow here."

Bill replied, "I know. It's coming on the next cargo plane with the rest of our luggage."

A couple had been dating for over a year. One night they opted for dinner at a Chinese restaurant. The man asked his date, "How would you like your rice ?"

She sighed, and replied, "Thrown !"

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