HUMOR Digest - 11 Dec 1997 to 12 Dec 1997

Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 03:58:28 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Skid Talk

Not sure how many of y'all ever heard of "Skid Talk". It's more than a slip of the tongue, it's a slip of the whole mind. Skid Talk is where the speaker puts one idea on top of another -- kind of a double exposure. A friend of mine, Bunny, is a master.

Be careful though, Skid Talk acts like a time bomb in your mind. It ticks away until your mind explodes, when you realize what you heard doesn't ring quite true.

* "It was so dark, you couldn't see your face in front of you."

* "It was a great movie, don't miss it if you can."

* "From time immoral, men have pondered that question."

* "For your information, let me ask you a question."

* "And there I was, left holding the jackpot."

* "I went to a wonderful party. Everyone in the room was there."

* "Come see us soon, we miss you almost as much as if you were here."

* "I never liked you, and I always will."

* "Too many cooks in the soup."

* "Two can live as cheap as one, but it costs them twice as much."

* "I just want some hot water juice and a lemon."

* "It certainly gets late early this time of year."

* "Isn't it pretty ?  The lake comes right up to the shore."

* "Shhh, not so much noise. This isn't the only house we're in."

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