HUMOR Digest - 13 Dec 1997 to 14 Dec 1997

Date: Sat, 13 Dec 1997 04:55:46 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women: The Gentler Sex

How does a Yuppette tell when her counterpart is sexually aroused ?

Why... by his stiff upper lip of course.

A prominent Columbia Maryland Yuppette had her teenage niece from New York visiting for the summer. She decided to sit down and have a talk with the girl explaining how things were done in Yuppie City.

"Darling," she advised, "you must be careful of certain men who offer you several drinks. Before you realize it, they'll push you down on a couch and... well... our family will be disgraced."

Less than a week later, the Aunt asked her how things were going.

"Great !" said the girl. "A young stud did indeed try to ply me with liquor, but I made him drink them. Then, when he was bombed out of his mind, I pushed him down on couch and screwed his brains out. So it looks like our family's doing pretty damn good, huh ?"

A group of Wombats entered the last remaining "Men Only" club in a fashionable part of Richmond. The manager told the ladies he was sorry but women were not permitted past the lobby, as it was a firm policy that women were not allowed beyond the double doors with the members.

One of the women who called herself Xena was decked out in a leather motorcycle jacket, complete with chains, said, "My dear sir. We don't want to go in there with the men at all. We're giving them all 10 minutes to get the hell out !"

Now that fur is starting to become fashionable once again, a lady donned her full length mink and went to the Mall. She was stopped by an animal rights activist.

"Look Lady, do you know how many animals had to die in order to make that coat ?" she demanded.

"And do you know how many animals I had to screw to get it ?" sneered the fur wearer back.

After a rather heated argument, the husband was sitting alone at the breakfast table and decided to just have some cereal. Wondering if he could patch things up in time for their usual Friday nite love-making, he got his answer as he poured his cereal into the bowl.

It seems the wife had carefully hand lettered the words, "You ain't getting" to his box of "Nut 'n' Honey" cereal.

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