HUMOR Digest - 15 Dec 1997 to 16 Dec 1997

Date: Mon, 15 Dec 1997 03:58:54 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Yuppie Living

As the Yuppie golfer teed-up at precisely his reserved time, he was tapped on the shoulder. A man standing there handed him a note reading, "I am a deaf mute. Please let me play through."

"This is my tee-off time." the golfer bellowed, shaking his head vigorously. Then wrote on the note, "Your handicap doesn't allow you to play through." The Yuppie then turned his back and proceeded to drive his ball straight down the fairway.

While lining up his next shot, the golfer was struck on the back by a ball. Turning around angrily, he spotted the deaf mute off in the distance holding up four fingers.

In Columbia Maryland religious fanatics scare all the agnostic Yuppies by burning question marks on their lawns.

Two Yuppies were having a private moment at the one's birthday party. "Hey Clive." said the one. "It's your birthday, cheer up."

"Well, the guys at work gave me a sweater." said the celebrant.

"What ? Was it the wrong size ?"

"Oh no, nothing like that; except last year, they gave me a moaner and a groaner."

Two mice met behind a toaster in a Columbia household. "It's been a long time." the first said. "How's everything ?"

"Great !" the second replied. "I have three brothers in pharmaceutical testing and a sister in heart research."

The Yuppie was accosted by a hooker. She said, "How 'bout some relaxing oral sex honey... only $50... you look all uptight."

"No way !" the man responded. "I'm married !!!"

"So ???" queried the hooker.

"My wife will do it for $35." he replied.

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