HUMOR Digest - 16 Dec 1997 to 17 Dec 1997

Date: Tue, 16 Dec 1997 03:39:05 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Male Logic

Two hunters went deep into the woods. One stumbled on a rock and accidently shot the other. The one dragged his wounded buddy five miles back to the truck and sped to the hospital.

Three hours later, a doctor came out of surgery. "I'm sorry, we couldn't save him." he told the waiting hunter. "You did well to get him here quickly. But..." he added, shaking his head sadly, "Maybe you shouldn't have gutted him first."

The Olympic Games in Atlanta were tuff to get tickets to. Three locals struck upon a scheme to sneak in pretending to be athletes.

The first grabbed a long pipe off his plumber's van and entered, telling the security officer: "Johnson, pole vault."

The second grabbed a hub cap out of his truck, and ran past the guard shouting: "Billy Joe Anderson, discus."

The last got a large roll of barbed wire from his truck, but was stopped at the gate when he said: "Smith -- fencing."

Ever wonder why most men love their cars and/or trucks more than women ?   Easy !

There's a much better chance that their vehicles will turn over when the men want them to.

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party ?"

"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

For your next binge, try vodka and carrot juice. You'll still get just as drunk, but you'll be able to see a lot better.

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