HUMOR Digest - 20 Dec 1997 to 21 Dec 1997

Date: Sat, 20 Dec 1997 04:02:50 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Teenagers

Father describing his adolescent daughter to a friend: "She's fourteen going on twenty-six."

A friend of mine reports that he has a fifteen year old boy who's really only had six "official" dates so far, but figures he'd better start keeping an eye on him anyway.

The other day by the telephone, he noticed his son's "Little Black Book", and on the cover was a label -- "Vol I".

Junior high student to friend: "My Father wants me to have all the things he didn't when he was my age -- like all A's on my report card for example.

Teenager coming home from dance to Mother: "I was the life of the party -- that gives ya an idea of how dull it was."

Wife to husband as son chatters on the phone: "Be patient Dear, he's at that awkward age -- too old to say anything cute, and too young to say anything intelligent."

Mother to daughter's suitor: "My daughter says you have that certain something, but I'd far rather you have something certain."

Teen-age girl on telephone: "If that click on the extension is you Mother, remember that wiretap evidence is inadmissible."

Girl answering telephone: "Maria isn't here right now. This is her 110 pound, 5'4", blonde, blue-eyed, party-lovin' sister."

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