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HUMOR Digest - 29 Dec 1997 to 30 Dec 1997
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 1997 05:32:02 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Columbia Maryland
Two Yuppettes were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends.
The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these expensive jewels. There was an emerald-cut diamond of at least five carats, a tennis bracelet of six carats, and even a wrist watch with eleven carats."
"Impressive." said the second Yuppette.
"Well... yes." the first agreed. "But the downside was that with all those carats, he expected me to behave like a rabbit."
A Yuppie upon arriving at his home in Columbia Maryland found his wife in bed with another man. He shot them both, then went to the phone and called his lawyer.
After explaining the circumstances, he said, "I'd like you to get right over here and take care of this."
"No problem Aston." replied the lawyer. "And I'll bring three eyewitnesses with me."
The unhappy bill collector made a personal trip to Columbia to speak to a Yuppie concerning a series of long overdue bills and offer some advice to the guy on managing money.
"Why do you let that wife of yours spend so much more money than the two of you make w/o objecting ?" the collector asked.
"Because." the husband replied. "I'd rather argue with you than with her."
The Columbia Association runs Columbia Maryland in much the same way any local government body functions. Because of some bad publicity, they recently had an audit.
The auditors reported: illegal investments, inadequate records, nepotism, no-bid contracts and money wasted.
The Council was relieved that the firm found nothing serious wrong.
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